Thank you for visiting this webpage! Role Playing is very fun and enjoyable. When you role play, you can be anyone you want, even a purple duck! I used to role play all the time, but now I D&D with my friends. I am crazy that way.
You lucky duck! You are visitor number to enter this site! Con-quack-ulations!
*enter one purple duck* Ahem... Okay, here's the scoop! I am not a purple Psyduck as most of you people seem to believe. (And for those of you who don't know what a Psyduck is I'll give you a hint. Pokemon. Still haven't got it? Then YOU ARE BLESSED! Pokemon are mostly rotten...)
Also (and this bit is rather important, so listen up!) I am finally on my way to stardom thanks to my creators! One of them decided to make herself a comic strip on keenspace.com . I suggest you visit it right now, as I will be making my debut appearance sometime. Purple Duck Mambo
I AM A PURPLE DUCK!!! And, I deserve your respect and love! Thank you! *disappears in a swirl of purple feathers*
Name: Master Quack
Age: Eternal.
Likes: Just about anything, as long as it doesn't put him in mortal danger.
Dislikes: Red roses(allergic), energy blasts, duck hunters, spandex.
Powers: Okay this is a little complicated since he takes on various ducky forms...This is because he does not fight, but is in fact a mascot which can do a bit of SELF-DEFENSE. Hence the fighting form he can attain. I hope this will clear things up for those people. It's complicated, I know, but this is a LOT easier way of describing Master Quack and his powers than most... Believe me. It's bad enough just TALKING to the old quacker! Well here comes the unique forms he morphs into!!!
This is his first and most common form. He is pretty harmless in this form. He can weild two pom poms with deadly accuracy and grace. Also, when in flight in this form, beware of his landings! They usually involve, well not so much LANDING, as actual... CRASHING INTO THE GROUND!!!
In this form, he is just mainly pissed off... Huge mallets appear from nowhere to smack unsuspecting people on the noggins! Also, his eyes glow a weird colour. If you get him agitated enough, he'll morph into his fighting form! (Cue next piccy!)
His spiffy fighting form! In this form he can do some self defense fighting and alot of clawing and screaming. If he's lucky, he'll get one good energy blast from his bill. He has to be pretty ticked off to get mad in this form but, of course, he's only non-human!
This is one nasty ducky! Energy blasts, claw attacks, blackmail. You name it, he's gonna do it! Now if you are still alive after all this, and you push him over the edge, then you will be treated to a rare sight indeed! That's right! THE GOLDEN DUCK!
Yes! That's right! The fabled golden duck! What? Well your mother just forgot to tell you that fable when you were little! Anyways, when you see him in THIS form, stand back and hold your nose. He can do a COSMIC BURP! A cosmic burp is capable of melting most metals. In other words: one big owie! It also has been known to peel paint and get your whites their whitest...
Now do you understand?
Note: Once Master Quack has performed a COSMIC BURP, he will morph back to his original, weaker state.
Also Note: If Master Quack comes into contact with red roses, in most forms he will revert back to his original form and start hacking, wheezing and sneezing. If, however, he is in the Golden Duck form, he will do a COSMIC SNEEZE. This is a much more violent occurance then the COSMIC BURP. And a LOT more messy. Black holes have been formed due to this occurence, as well as time travel. Lots of really spooky things happen, actually, and I'm too frightened to tell you any more! Brrrrr!!!!! Oh right! I almost forgot! Cue next title!
Other Lesser Known Forms
Here is one sick ducky. He's rather pathetic and generally looking for sympathy. Don't get too close! Who knows, whatever he has might be catching!!!
What is worse than a purple duck? How about one in drag? Yes! This ducky dresses up like a geisha girl in order to woo an enemy or just out of sillyness... Be afraid! Be very, very afraid!
Hey there! Tell me what you think about all of this! Why not Sign My Guestbook? Please? I like to hear from my adoring public! And I get to write back to you!!! Isn't that wonderful! Go sign!
Disclaimer: Okay, so my character resembles a Psyduck... But the whole idea of purple ducks and especially Master Quack is MINE!!! If I catch anyone using his name or the usage of similar purple ducks, YOU'LL BE HEARING FROM MY LAWYERS!!! >:P
